THIS POEM IS CALLED "This Poem is Called Ronnie Dobbs"

as i take a piss.  i have a great idea.

and feel all inspired.  and think it's

completely possible.  i can do it.  i

can do all of it.  bring it.  bring

it on like donkey kong.  this is it.

i got it dead bang.  i'm a winner.

i'm a go getter.  i'm a do gooder.

i am going to change the world

and be myself and be appreciated

and loved for being myself the way

i do it and just as soon as i'm done

pissing i'm going to put it into

action

this is the best movie i've ever seen in my life. 

and this is the happiest piss of my life

and it starts now - almost now - in a second

- first things first - when i'm done.  

i hold the Rubicon of warm thoughts and laughter in my hand

like a bottle of plum wine laced with heart-gasm. 

"you can cut the flowers but you can't stop the spring."  yes. 

glory. 

but, when i'm done.  i don't. 

the thought is lost in a snap decision

to feed the cats. 

they are hungry and don't know any better.