got a real quick post about my recent adventures and deep thoughts getting my teeth worked on by dr.. staph.
a: i've had my temporary veneer break 3 times and the "permanent" once.
b: having your dentist located in orange county has the tendency to add to one's general irritation. driving down to get your grill fixed pretty much fucks your day.
c: i am really impressed with dr. staph's grasp on new developments in dental technology. during the span of two weeks he discovered and implemented a new method of taking a mold of my chompers. it was surprisingly comfortable and relaxing - no nasty gagging and imaginary john rambo putting gunpowder in his arrow wound with a soldier's endurance to pain psychodrama/game needed.
d: i find myself getting sleepy while getting my teeth drilled.
e: i had some interesting thoughts about barak obama and his own grasp on new technology in meeting the trends of now to facilitate his winning campaign. the fucker was on twitter. all i got to say is that anybody who knows enough about enough to utilize all the tools of the g.d. pallete is pretty alright by me. i mean, fuckers who are or were belly aching about "this guy - he's only been around for a couple of years" like it was a bad thing are pretty retarded. i mean, he's only been around for a couple of years (argumentively) and look where that son of a bitch is now. thank you dr. staph. you and barak are pretty cool fuckers and i only hope my future molds and international travelling experiences have some sort of congrous result.
f: it does no good to yell at susana. even though i didn't yell. i waited a week or two - fuck it - actually four months after i got shanghai-ed into getting my tooth fixed - it was stricken from the "record" and yet the process started. i felt like - even if i wasn't sure what the final decision turned out to be (the folks were funding the whole process and the last i heard we weren't getting the smiley smile fixed and yet dr. staph's chart keeping capability as well as the (susanne's) grasp on keeping the files current sucked balls. i mean - if that happened in a hospital and they removed a testical or something heads would roll. i swear to god. that isn't cool.
g: the last time i was getting my tooth fixed i had a strange moment where the dental assistant (a lady) took over for the good dr.'s task of holding my lips open with a rubber glove. the difference was that they had completely different "touch" to the task and i started to get a boner (and an education) when i realized that what i was feeling was the difference between a man and a lady holding the lips of a vagina open. strange, with thoughts on barak obama and getting my teeth molded but that's just the way it goes and this stuff has been on my mind for a while.
thank you for letting me vent.
bye.
i am a better man today.
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